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go-umbreon:

Nintendogs was a wild game

portablemiah:

WHY DONT I CALL UP THE GINGERALE HEADQUARTERS AND HAVE THEM BACK UP A TANKER TRUCK TO YOUR MOUTH SO CHAAAAAD CAN DRINK GINGERALE UNTIL THERES NO MORE GINGERALE FOR THE REST OF THE EARTHS POPULATION

digivolvin:

my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

iwillmindfuckyou:

THIS DESERVES AN OSCAR

copyrlght:

i like my men like i like my hot dogs

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made with turkey and chicken and pork

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda